Raptori - Tosi tarttuva täytebiisi 16 (A Very Catchy Filler Song 16)

Raptori is a Finnish hiphop trio. Most of their songs are humorous, some contain social critique. They did most of their career in the 90s, but do a comeback every ten years, doing a few songs and gigs before disappearing for a decade again. This song is from their comeback in 2010.

The group's name is a double:

- raptori means a raptor, the dinosaur

- rap tori would mean rap market square, like they're selling you rap

Music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnDnhZC0Tsg 

List of all the references in the music video: https://www.voice.fi/musiikki/a-28418

Lyrics might not be 100% correct, I got them from the music video, and the guy who uploaded it added the lyrics on the captions and they're not 100% correct, so... I corrected the ones I noticed, but there's a few words missing and I think at least one word probably wrong... 

Original Finnish lyrics

[Radio host:] Seuraavaksi jälleen kerran comebackiä tekevän Raptorin uutta tuotantoa.

[Guy, shouting over the song:] Voi perse! Nyt jumalauta tapa ne!

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Rakkaudesta kertoo joo vieläki biisi tää

Täs on romantiikkaa ja täs on tosielämää

Ainoo ongelmamme on tekee biisi täydellinen

Tämä ei ole meidän, varastimme sen

Toivottavasti jengi ei huomaa

Käytämme alkoholin ja savukoneen tuomaa
yllätysmomenttia, räppäämme pokkana

Rivityyppikin voisi olla kato porkkana!

Tällä kertaa tuottajammekin on levollinen

ja ehkä sekään ei huomaa ku se on turkulainen

mutta tanssilattialla epäilys alati kasvaa

tulee kyyneleitä, hikeä ja käsirasvaa

Ilta tää voi mennä pahasti pieleen

jos märmäänin kertsi tulee ysäriltä mieleen

Mediakohukin saattaa olla melkoinen

jos jäämme kiinni varkaudesta vuoksi rakkauden

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Hittikauppa pateettinen poeettinen

Tanssilattialla tilanne kaoottinen

"Onko kertosäe tutun oloinen?"

Karkuun, jengi huomasi sen!

Koko Raptorin ryhmä hittilistalla

palkkatappajien tähtäinten alla

Bändi pakenee oven auki potkaisten

soihduilla huitoo joukko vihainen

Ois vissiin ollu parempi vaihtaa kertosäe uuteen

(Kyynelkaasua! Kylmälti tulta!)

Kopterin katolla, tule mukaan kulta

Lennetään pois, unohdetaan keikkatulot

Tule mukaan kulta, lennetään mummoni luo

Vaikka hän onkin jo kylmä lailla laikan

hän myöntää meille pakkasestaan turvapaikan

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Elkka ykkönen kuittaa, Kaivo elossa

Elkka kakkonen kuittaa, Izmo tallessa

Elkka kolmonen kuittaa, laivapoikain kissa mukana

Raptori todistetusti paennut ja kaukana

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

Tää on tosi tarttuva täytebiisi

Jos tää jää sun päähäsi soimaan

Ota yhteys lääkäriisi tai mee sairaalaan

[The priest:] "Maasta olet sinä tullut..." Voi hyvät pojat...

English translation

[Radio host:] And next we're playing new production from Raptori, who are making a comeback once again.

[Guy, shouting over the song:] Oh shit! Kill them now, god dammit!

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

Yeah, this song is still about love

It's got romance and it's got real life

Our only problem is to make a perfect song

This ain't ours, we stole it *1

Hopefully people won't notice

We use a surprise element created by

Alcohol and a fog machine, rapping with a poker face

Your average Joe could be a carrot, you see! *2

This time even our producer is peaceful

And maybe he doesn't notice it either, 'cause he's from Turku *3

But on the dance floor the suspicion is growing and growing

There's tears, sweat and hand lotion

This night could go very wrong

If Märmääni's chorus from the 90s comes to mind *4

The media scandal might be quite something as well

If we are caught stealing for love

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

Hit sales pompous poetic

On the dance floor the situation chaotic

"Does this chorus seem familiar?"

Run, people noticed it!

Entire Raptori group on hit list *5

Under the viewfinders of hitmen

Band runs away, kicking open a door

An angry mob is swinging their torches

Apparently it would have been better to switch the chorus to a new one

(Tear gas! Fire cold!)

On the roof of a chopper, come with me dear

Lets fly away, lets forget gig revenue

Come with me dear, lets fly to my grandma

Even though she's cold already, like an abrasive disk (?)

She'll grant us refuge in her freezer *6

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

Elkka one out, Kaivo is alive

Elkka two out, Izmo is secure

Elkka three out, the sailor's cat is with me

Raptori has escaped and is far, confirmed

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

This is a very catchy filler song

If this stays and playes in your head

Contact your doctor or go to the hospital

[The priest:] "For dust thou art..." Oh dear boys... *7

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*1 Yes. The rap group Raptori aka JuFo III, Izmo and Kaivo "stole" the chorus from the EDM music group Allekirjoittanut aka JuFo III, Izmo and Tommi Lindell - also, I'm pretty sure Kaivo is featuring in the original song.

*2 "Tarkkana kuin porkkana", lit. "sharp like a carrot" is a common saying. Even an average Joe, who you wouldn't suspect to be smart enough to see through their lie, might just see through it, so they have to be extra careful.

*3 Implying he's dumb, because he's from Turku.

*4 Got no fucking idea who/what is Märmääni. But that's what the guy who made the captions for the music video had put in there, and I can't make out what he's saying in the song, so... Märmääni it is.

*5 A double. Their song is a hit, so they're on the hit list, VS. the mob is after them, so they're on the hitmen's hit list. In Finnish "hittilista" only means the 1st kind of a hit list, but the next bar makes it obvious to any Finn who speaks even a little bit of English that it has a double meaning.

*6 Reference to their biggest hit song, Oi Beibi, where he froze his grandma so he could go hook up with his girlfriend.

*7 The Bible verse, "For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return". Very commonly read during a burial. He breaks down in tears in the middle of his sentence.