Stig Dogg - Stigidilaatio (Stigidilation)

Original lyrics

hyvät hyssykät, me tultiin tyhjentää nyssykät
ja stiigi on siihen pystyvä, ja naisia on jokapuolel tyrkyllä
kun stigi paukuttaa rakkauden pyssyllä, tytöt tanssii takapuolet pystyssä
koko klubi se baunssaa yhdessä,
stigi taitaa olla jo pienessä, stigin enkelit koko ajan vieressä

tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio
tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio

kuin marjoja poimii, stigi tammoja loimii, ja näin homma toimii:
edetään rauhassa, autossa, sängyssä, saunassa
alkaa hiki olla pinnassa, erotiikan tihku ilmassa
alkaa ote lipsuu pinnasta, en sentään yksin himas kinnasta
älä välitä hinnasta, tää kaikki on sulle ilmasta
saat kiljasta, pierasta, nielasta,
ei stigin makuuhuonees oo hiljasta
saanko mä haukkasta, saanko näykkii sun rauhasta
saanko viereen siis paukkasta, saanko nuolasta pikkusuolasta

tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio
tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio

stigil aina kaikki pelissä, stigil aina ohjat käsissä
stigi naisia lempimässä, stigil aina hihassa ässä
stigil aina kaikki pelissä, stigil aina ohjat käsissä
stigi naisia lempimässä, stigil aina hihassa ässä

tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio
tää on stigidilaatio, sensuelli sana aivan maksimaatio
stigidilaatio, aivotoiminnan amputaatio

English lyrics

Goodness gracious, we came to empty our ballocks
and Stig is capable of that, and the women be plyin'
when Stig bangs with the gun of love, girls dance with their asses up
the entire club bouncing together,
Stig might be a little tipsy, Stig's angels by his side all the time

This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity
This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity

like collecting berries, Stig waps mares (tames/domesticates them) and this is how it works:
we'll take it easy, in the car, in the bed, in the sauna
things are gettin sweaty, drizzle of eroticism in the air
starting to lose touch of the surface (figuratively; and literally 'surface' being the skin), at least I'm not alone at home with my hand (jerking off is implied)
don't worry about the price, all of this is free for you
you can scream, fart, swallow,
it's never quiet in Stig's bedroom
may I bite, may I nibble on your gland
may I rush to your side, may I lick a salty snack

This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity
This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity

Stig, always all in, Stig, always has the control,
Stig, making love to women, Stig, always a trick up his sleeve
Stig, always all in, Stig, always has the control,
Stig, making love to women, Stig, always a trick up his sleeve

This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity
This is Stigidilation, a sensuel word to the maximum
Stigidilation, amputation of brain activity

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Here's what he said about the song on the tv show Vain Elämää:

"This was the first one that [DJ] PP was a part of, this was his beat. Actually, I should really credit PP on the intro of the song. I guess it's kind of a collection of indicent/suggestive sayings, like the lyrics, I mean. I guess it's kind of the hit song of my Stig Dogg era. "

By "Stig Dogg era" he's refering to changing his artist name from Stig Dogg to Stig and changing his musical style from humor rap to more serious pop music.

On the show, Mariska did a cover version of this song. It's on YouTube with the heading Mariskalaatio. Here's the dialogue from the video, translated:

Vesku (from the punk band Klamydia): That's awesome in the sense that you've had multiple different personalities taking turns and you've still managed to stay relevant and people remembering who you are. Basically, when you think about that [the song Stigidilaatio] and what you do now, the role change was kind of radical. 
Stig: Yeah, it was. It was so radical in fact, that I've sort of started my career twice. Not so long ago I still had Stig Dogg songs on my set list, and we still perform those if people REALLY want to hear them, but they rarely do anymore. The new music has such a different audience.
Herra Ylppö (a rock musician): This one is trying to run on the stage [referring to Mariska, who stood up]!
Stig: Good, thank you! It's lovely that you're going out there so I don't have to continue talking about myself! 
Mariska: I had this name belt made.
Stig: Woow. 
Someone: It's sick!
Mariska: But you can't really see it, 'cause it's yellow.
Stig: Yeah, it's so shiny... Nice swag.
-- Mariska performs the song --