Ezkimo - Salainen agentti 998 (Secret Agent 998)

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo 

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Ezkimo, betonihelvetin sanaseppä

 Ezkimo, wordsmith of the concrete hell

Wäkki ämsee mulle poraa ku nimi ois Black&Decker

 Whack MC cryin/drillin at me like his name's Black&Decker

"Porata" literally means "to drill", but in slang it can mean "to cry". Here, it's a double.

Isken niinku leka, pelaan sua niinku Segaa

 I hit like a sledgehammer, I play you like Sega

Sä oot ulkona Firmasta ku nimes ois Cormega

 You're removed from The Firm like your name's Cormega 

Mikis korkealentoisempi ku astronautti

 Flyin higher on the mic than an astronaut

Lapin Kulta inuiitti poika riimi psykopaatti

 Lapland's Gold, inuit boy rhyme psychopath

Lapin Kulta is a brand of beer. "Kulta" can mean "gold" or it can be an endearement, similar to "honey" or "sweetie". Ezkimo lived in Finland's Lapland for a long time in his childhood.

Se on salaatti

 That's a salad

Haastaja on itsemurhakandidaatti

Opponent is on suicide watch 

Tää jedi sylkee kovempii ku Jatimatic-automaatti

 This jedi spittin harder than a Jatimatic automatic

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatimatic

Siittimuslimit jää toiseks terroriteoissa

 Bred muslims are second best in acts of terrorism

Mun audioissa noissa jotka soi sun stereoissa

 In these audios of mine, playing in your stereo

On psykedeliaa ku hapoissa

 It's psychedelic like acid

Lennokkuutta ku ufoissa

 Fly like UFOs

Ja virtaa ku joissa

 And flowing like rivers

"Virta" = stream/power, it's a double. I just replaced it with another double.

En oo kamoissa mu ees sun diileril ei oo näin douppii shittii

 I'm not high but even your dealer ain't got shit this dope

Eikä Hessu Hopolle näin hyvä kaveri oo Mikki

 And Mickey/mic ain't as good friends with Goofy

Oon perkussionisti, meen lyömää mun gongii

 I'm a percussionist, gonna hit my gong

Ja Herbalisti, meen lyömään mun bongii

 And Herbalist, I'll go hit my bong

A double. Herbalisti is a Finnish rapper, vs. Ezkimo being "a herbalist", in this context a weed smoker.

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

Secret agent 998 

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

(secret agent) 

Ämseitä mä pyörittelen ku leipuri baageleita

 I spin/run/knead MCs like a baker kneads bagels

"Pyöritellä" means "to spin", but it can mean when a baker kneads bagels or buns out of dough (his hands do a circular motion) or when someone figuratively spins other people, runs them, rules over them, controls them.

Sun tyylis kusee niin kovaa et menee pitkin kaakeleita

 Your style's pissin so hard it goes all over the tiles

When something "pisses", it sucks, it's bad. "Sä kusit tän" = "You fucked this up".

Streittii hiphoppii ilman lisäaineita

 Straight hiphop without additives

Wäkkii dj:tä huimaa ku Joni tuhoo Teknareita

 The whack DJ dizzy when Joni's destroyin Technics

Isoi tukkui seteleitä ja aplodeita riimi hakee

 Big stacks of bills and applause are what the rhymes fetchin

Vaik nimes ois Fazer täl lavalla sä et ois se makee

 Even if your name was Fazer on this stage you wouldn't be the one that's sweet/cool

Fazer is a brand of candy. "Makea" means that something tastes sweet or that it is figuratively cool (slang).

Mä heitän jopa japanii jälkeen kolmen litran sakee

 I'll even spit Japanese after three liters of sake

Vastas Ezkimo, sun tilanne on vaikee

 Opposin Ezkimo, your situation's tough

Koska sä oot Pelle

 Cause you're Pelle/a clown

Mä oon Miljoona

 I'm Miljoona/a million

A Finnish punk/rock artist, Pelle Miljoona. 

Nero polttaa sut, niinku Nero poltti Rooman

 A genius burnin you like Nero burned Rome

"Nero" means "genius" in Finnish.

Mun pataljoonan vara-johtaja on Batesin Norman

 The vice leader of my patallion is Norman Bates

Oonhan räp-barbaari, Koivukylän oma Conan

 Since I'm a rap barbarian, Koivukylä's own Conan

Jos heität mun levyn mereen sen löytää helmensukeltaja

 If you throw my album into the ocean, a pearl diver's gonna find it

If something's "a pearl", it's great, it's amazing.

Mun koukkuihin jää aina vaik ois huonoki apaja

 People get caught by my hooks even if the catch is bad

Mieli mustempi ku Alabama

 Mind more black/dark than Alabama

Korkeemmal ku Himalaja

 Higher than Himalaya

Sun albumin veroinen on mun joka ikinen sana

 My every word is worth the same as your album

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

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Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Ezkimo

 Ezkimo

Salainen agentti 998

 Secret agent 998

Chillaa ku sotamies Masi, soolona ku pasianssi

 Chillin like Beetle Bailey, solo like solitaire

Koreografia ei oo mun alaa vaan pornografia, siks en tanssi

 Choreography ain't my business, but pornography, so I won't dance

(salanen agentti)

 (secret agent)

Aa, Ezkimo on salainen agentti, kanksteritki sen tietää! 

 Ah, Ezkimo's a secret agent, even gangsters know that!

Mitä tämä ny on olevinaan? Ezkimo!

 What is this supposed to be?/ What is this about?

Ezkimo!

Missähän täällä olisi joku suojainen kolo, johon vielä ehtisimme?

I wonder where we could find a sheltered hole we could make it in?