Heikki Kuula ft. Pyhimys - Hasla ei friistailaa (Hustler Doesn't Freestyle)

Oot vika pysäkki meitsin reitillä

 You're the last stop on my route

Vika Snickers laihdutusleirillä

 The last Snickers on a fat camp

Mut se on vikatikki, pliis snaijaa

 But that's a mistake, please understand

Älä pyydä haslaa friistailaa

 Don't ask a husstler to freestyle

Mun friistailit, ne ei oo sanoja

My freestyles, they ain't words 

Vaan mä jätän sen niille, joil ei oo sanottavaa

 But I'll leave it for those who have a thing to say

Saattaisin puskee sadottain saloja

 I might push hundreds of secrets

Tutkinnan alottaa, poliisii valottaa

 Kick off an investigation, englighten the police

En kertonu kaikkee, siks oon vapaana

 I didn't tell it all, that's why I'm free

Oisit kräkänny, niin piparil on tapana

You would have cracked, that's what pussies tend to do

Oisit hermoheikko, valkee ku lakana

 You'd be nervous, white as a sheet

Se ois Heikil linna edes, elämä takana

 That'd mean Heikki has his (time in) jail in front of him, life behind him

Huumasin Halmeen, tapoin Olof Palmeen

 I drugged Halme, I killed Olof Palme

Tony Halme was a Finnish wrestler-turned-politician, who was involvolved in multiple drug and alcohol related crimes throughout the 2000s. 

The murder of Prime Minister Olof Palme is one of the most famous unsolved murders in Swedish history, it's very well known in Finland as well. 

Assassination of Olof Palme - Wikipedia https://share.google/wmEJN95G1F0OVEqwO

Jäisin nalee hyvin äkkiä

 I'd get caught real fast

Tiedän mis mormonien platat on

 I know where the Mormon records are

Like, music records. Don't ask me what he means by them, though.

Mis talibanin pää kiristää rättiä

 Where a Taliban's head is tightenin the rag

I thought it'd be the other way around? That the "rag" aka the headscarf would be "tigtenin" the Talebanian's head. (Is that a word? Talebanian?) In the figurative sense, if a headpiece of some sort is "tightening" someone's head, it means something (not the hat) is giving them a headache because they're so annoyed by it.

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

 Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

  A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

 Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

  I won't give them the key to my thoughts

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

  Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

  A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

  Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

  I won't give them the key to my thoughts

Vien sut leffaan, anopin treffaan

 I'll take you to the movies, I'll date the mother-in-law

Like, he'll meet the parents of the girl he likes. He used the word "treffaan" ("I'll date") because it rhymes with "leffaan" ("to the movie(s)"), so I used it, too.

Oon selvinpäinki, sun kans selviin näinki

 I'm sober as well, with you I'll survive like this, too

Kunnolline hasla, me ollaa parina ja

 A proper hustler, we are as a couple and

Mun grillseis ei lue enää "parittaja"

 My grills don't say "pimp" no more

Tiedän et löysin mun täydellisen naisen

 I knew I found my perfect woman

Kun sä joululahjaks ostit Martikaisen

 When for a Christmas present, you bought me a Martikainen

Martikainen is a Finnish surname. And apparently a brand of pipes.

Ilman sua en selviä, vaik testaa

 Without you I won't survive, testin me

Kävellään selvinpäi käsi kädes Espaa

 We walk sober, hand in hand, along Espa

Espa = Esplanadi. It's a park in Helsinki, and the surrounding streets are Pohjoisesplanadi and Eteläesplanadi (North Esplanadi and South Esplanadi).

Saisin vaik Jaana Pelkosen selällee

 I could get laid with Jaana Pelkonen

Like, he'd be successful if he tried to hit on her. Not just that he's considering trying, but that he's certain he'd succeed.

Lit. "I'd even get Jaana Pelkonen on ger back".

Jaana Pelkonen is a Finnish celebrity. She's best know as the hostess of Tilt, a tv show about video games, and many teenage boys grew up watching her and having a celebrity crush on her.

Avautuu se selkosen selällee

 Make her open wide

Mut se elänee eri elämää ku me

 But I guess she's living a life different from ours

Haluun sut, sitä enää en, mä evään sen

 I want you, I don't want her anymore, I deny that

Sä tiedät, Jumalan dicki on Saatana

 You know, God's dick is Satan

?

Nuoren haslan oli haslata saatava

 A young hustler must be allowed to hustle

Älä ittees huiputa, älä tätä pilaa

 Don't fool yourself, don't ruin this

Me ollaan huipulla, tuulel ei oo tilaa

 We're at the top, there's no room for the wind

"Huipulla tuulee", "it's windy at the top" is an expression which means that when you succeed, you typically face a lot of resistance (not from a literal wind but from other people).

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

  Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

  A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

  Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

  I won't give them the key to my thoughts

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

  Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

  A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

  Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

  I won't give them the key to my thoughts

Hee-eiii, hee-eiii, hee-eiii

 Hee-eyyy, hee-eyyy, hee-eyyy

Hee-e-e-ei

 Hee-e-e-ey

Hee-eiii, hee-eiii, hee-eiii

  Hee-eyyy, hee-eyyy, hee-eyyy

Hee-e-e-ei

  Hee-e-e-ey

Meitsit ei lepää ennenku vallotettu on radio

  We won't rest until we've taken over the radio

Ja televisio (Se vaatii visioo)

 And the television (It takes vision)

These two bars are reference to Voittamaton by Fintelligens

Mä huslaan lainit Hoolta, kuuntelen mun intuitioo

 I hustle my lines from Aitch, listenin' to my intuition

"Hoo" = "Aitch", the letter H.

In this context, Iso H, a member of Fintelligens.

Mut en avaa sille leukoja (Ei isii oo)

 But I won't open my jaws for him (it ain't easy)

Muut pojat puhukoot

 Let the other boys speak

Ei pois poskionteloista pääse aatos

 Thought won't get out the maxillary sinus

Mul on joka komerossa haiseva raato

 I have a smelly carcass in every closet

Tyyli sovittu ja vakaa, ei vapaa todellakaa

 Style agreed and stable, not free at all

En anna tavuukaa tajunnan takaa

 I won't let out a single syllable from behind the consciousness

Mä räppään suu kiinni, sinetti huuliini

 I rap with my mouth closed, seal my lips

Kuinka voisin kuiskaa salaisuudet taivaan tuuliin?

 How could I whisper my secrets into the winds of the sky?

Kasvanu haslaks hani, en friistailaa sulle

 Grown to be a hustler honey, I won't freestyle to you

Ei säätäjästä nää mitä se tuumii

 One can't see what an operator's musing

Räppi musana, mun suu mutkana

 Rap as music, my mouth bent

Mul ei oo aikomustakaan joutuu putkaan

 I have zero intention of going to jail

Tuusan nuuskana korvat jos kuuntelisit mua

 Ears in smithereens if you listened to me

Kun avaan suun ei pysäytä hätäjarrutkaan

 When I open my mouth even emergency breaks won't stop me

Tiedätsä?

 Ya know?

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

  Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

 A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

  Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

  I won't give them the key to my thoughts

Beibi pliis sun pitää snaijaa

  Baby please you gotta understand

Hasla niinku mä ei friistailaa

  A hustler like me doesn't freestyle

Liikaa salaisuuksii joist jäädä kii

  Too many secrets to get caught with

En anna avainta mun ajatuksii

 I won't give them the key to my thoughts