Don Johnson Big Band - Strucci (An Ostricc)

So, this song is basically a wordplay on both the Finnish and the English languages. Things that are actually written with ST or SS or similar letter combinations, are written on this song with the letter combo CC, etc. I'm not going to attempt to translate the song, per se, because that would just ruin the word play. Instead, I'm going to translate the Finnish words. Nor am I going to try and explain what the song is about. I think it's just made for fun, tbh.

Lyrics:

Chorus:

All day strucci

All night strucci

All day strucci

No fly strucci

refrain

Shop for ice cream

Plastic pucci?

No plasticci pucci

No plasticci pucci!

Tell barista make a cappucci

In the studio I bring the strucci

Late again, I miss the bucci

Get on the bucci

Get on the bucci

Waiting for bucci I smoke a savucci

Savu savu savu savu

Savucci

Write a graffiti with a tucci

Watching my name, side of a train

You take stairs, I'm taking the hicci

Asking "Mikchi?"

I say "Sikchi!"

Yo mama hoochie, my mama mucci

U's a bitchi

U's a vicci

Ain't a joke, ain't a dicci

My swag so lit

But I'm cool like a fridgy

Chorus

I'm not from Helsinki, I not skucci

Where all my dogs be? Chillin at botchki

Lookin cool letter rotchi

When it's cold, light up notchi

My shit is Gucci

My shit is Strucci

If you don't like it, your shit hulluchi!

I can be dopin and winning like sotchi

Wanna battle? Nobody matchi!

Achii, achii, my nose kuticci

Everything about you fake, kulicci

Popping champagne Gucci, ladies in Jacuzzi

Forrester Ridgy, my morning porridgy

Texting pucci pucci heart emujji

She want nucci, she want nucci

Fishy like alici, superhuman Nietszche

Nobody perfect, now rest in peacci, Avicii

Lil' strucci

Chorus

Translations:

strucci = strutsi = an ostrich

pucci = pussi = a bag

bucci = bussi = a bus

savucci = savuke = a cigarette

savu = smoke

tucci = tussi = a marker

hicci = hissi = an elevator

mikchi? = miksi? = why?

sikchi = siksi = that's why

mucci = mutsi = mom (slang)

vicci = vitsi = a joke

dicci = dissi = a diss

skucci (I don't know. A certain nationality, probably, but idk which one.)

botchki = botski = a boat (slang)

rotchi = rotsi = a jacket / a Rottweiler (slang, double?)

notchi = notski = a bonfire (slang)

hulluchi = hullusti = crazy (conjugated, but in this context, it doesn't matter. Non-conjugated version would be 'hullu')

kuticci = kutisi = itched / was itchy

kulicci = kulissi = an act (you put up to look good), literally also means a coulisse (the theater term)

pucci = pusi = mwah / kisses / x x

nucci = nussia = to fuck